Champagne Problems Glass

Champagne Problems. Engraved by hand.
Inspired by the one and only, Taylor Swift.  

Champagne glass, 22 cl.

Your Midas touch on the chevy door
November flushed and your flannel cure
"This dorm was once a madhouse"
I made a joke "Well it's made for me"
How evergreen, our group of friends
Don't think we'll say that word again
And soon they'll have the nerve to
Deck the halls that we once walked through
One for the money, two for the show
I never was ready so I watched you go 
Sometimes you just don't know the answer 
'Til someone's on their knees and asks you
"She would've made such a lovely bride,
what a shame she's fucked in the head," they said
But you'll find the real thing instead
She'll patch up your tapestry that I shred
And hold your hand while dancing, never leave you standing
Crestfallen on the landing
With champagne problems