Smallest Man Who Ever Lived Wine Glass
Smallest Man Who Ever Lived Wine Glass
Smallest Man Who Ever Lived. Engraved by hand.
Inspired by the one and only, Taylor Swift.
Wine glass, 49 cl.
Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?
Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?
Were you writing a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy?
In 50 years will all this be declassified?
And you'll confess why you did it
And I'll say "Good riddance"
Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden
I would've died for your sins, instead I just died inside
And you deserve prison but you won't get time
You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars
You crashed my party and your rental car
You said normal girl were "boring"
But you were gone by the morning
You kicked out the stage lights, but you're still performing
And in plain sight you hid
But you are what you did
And I'll forget you but I'll never forgive
The smallest man who ever lived